New York is great at two things: pizza and bagels. But why hasn't someone made New York Pizza Bagels? Well look no further! In this long lost VHS celebrities from New York endorse their favorite snack: New York Pizza Bagels, of course!
Weddings have their perks — how else do you teach little kids to waltz but on the feet of grown-ups? But they also have their dark sides, and this groomsman takes us through the slow, psychotic spiral of doubt and self-pity we experience during our private moments at the wedding reception.
They must learn what they're doing is wrong. We don't watch movies just to have a conversation during them.
This dude is like really, really mysterious.
There's a legal limit to drunk driving. These ad men want to exploit it.
When there's nothing in the rules...
Clearly winter olympic sports are all made up. Meet the man who made them all up and learn about some other ideas he has in the pipeline.
Expiration date's old, a thousand years old...
Why ever leave bed?
It's almost 2014...
A straight up zombie invasion.
Ladies: this is what's in that guy's head when he weirdly shakes his body at you.
Make us miss you (we won't miss you)
When you're in a couple, you try to do all that couply stuff you've heard you're supposed to do, and it all ends up a bloody mess.
"First you get the jobs, then you get the money, then you pay the rent, then maybe go out?" - Tony Montana
Just call it Wholesome Foods and reel in the suckers who'll never know the diffdiff.
Pro sports commentators would make a great addition to any public recreational area. The more Big League stuff we can add to parks, the better — except for all that butt-patting, what is that.
One man's struggle with the mundane circle of office life
Get all the comforts of resort life without any of the hubbub.
S'how we get by, s'how we hustle to live.